Guest Post via Chelsea. Words with Kenneth
Situation: Returning from a short trip to Target wherein tampons were purchased
Dad: Why do you people need those "sparkplugs"?
Chelsea: Well, you know, some environmentally conscious women use a menstrual cup. That's kinda gross, though.
Dad: Can't you just...walk around..like animals?
Chelsea: Excuse me, dad?
Dad: Well, can't you just control it--like when it stops and starts.
Chelsea: IT'S NOT LIKE PEEING DAD!
Dad: Oh, I see.
60-year olds should know about the menstrual cycle. Seriously.